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Well, I already called Jim Payton "the man", so I need to come up with some other designation for Dr. Loney. Any suggestions? My first impression is that he's the equal of Payton, but different. Loney is funnier, but not quite as staggeringly interesting. Also, it appears that my total book costs for this semester will only run about $100.

Seriously, though. What should I call Loney?

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